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Use some funny quotes to make your boss laugh out his heart, on this boss day. Get a list of humorous boss day quotations.

Funny Boss Day Quotes

We all love to laugh. It makes us feel lighter. Come out of the chains of formal boss-employee relationship and do something funny to make this boss's day a memorable one both for you and your boss. Employees worldwide make use of this wonderful day to thank their bosses for their tremendous support and supportive guidance that helps them to create a graph of increasing performance on a regular basis. They throw parties and come up with some wonderful party games to spend some joyous moments with their boss on this special day. Gifts and thank you notes are common ways to convey appreciation. Think out-of-box this time, plan something creative to make this occasion memorable. If you are daring enough to do something really adventurous, script out some practical jokes with the help of your colleagues and do a stand-up comedian job to surprise your boss. But make sure that your boss enjoys jokes and is sporting to practical jokes or else your attempt might just end up in tragedy! Funny boss's day quotes are good enough to bring a splash of laughter to his/her face. Here is a list of funny boss day quotes. Select one and shoot!

Humourous Boss Day Quotes

Quotes By Famous People
  • “Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties” ~ Doug Larson
  • “Show me a man who is a good looser and I'll show a man who is playing golf with his boss” ~ Jim Murray
  • “The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skills.” ~ Robert Heller
  • “By working eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” Robert Frost
  • “Key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided.” ~ Casey Stengal
  • “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have job if he was any smarter.” ~ Albert A Grant
  • “Being a boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.” ~ Allison Gomme
  • “If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that world word would be 'meetings'.” ~ Dave Barry
  • “The person who knows how will always have job. The person who knows WHY will always be his boss.” ~ Diane Ravitch
  • “I am felling an unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it might be gratitude.” ~ Benjamin Disraeli
  • “A good boss is a person who can tolerate my complaints and still manage to say hello to me every day.” ~ Byron Pusifer
  • “Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throat.” ~ Howard Aiken
Other Quotes
  • “Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time you will realize that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying it.”
  • “The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.”
  • “Ability is what will get you to the top, if the boss has no daughter”
  • “Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems.”
  • “Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.”
  • “When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.”
  • “I am not bossy. I just have better Ideas.”
  • “Dear God,
    Give me the wisdom to understand my boss
    Give me the love to forgive him
    Give me the patience to understand his deeds
    But dearest God, don't give me the power because if you give me power,
    I will break his head.”
Above mentioned are some funny boss day quotes. Use them and make this boss's day filled with joy and laughter.